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A Wedding You wouldn't believe!
Okay last week, I went to a wedding for a friend of mine. It was supposed to be a very upscale wedding and I was excited. Not wanting to bring sand to the beach, I decided not to bring a date. The ceremony was amazing so many different things, I couldn't wait until I got to the reception. When I got there a friend of mine stopped me and said, I don't know if you want to go in there because................
They have live circus animals and you know you're allergic to camels!
ReplyDelete3 of your ex-boyfriends are guests!
ReplyDelete{ghetto version} they are fighting!!! gurl, Tonisha, u know the sister of the bride brought her side peice as her date. Chile please! well tonisha's boyfriend felt somthing wasnt right since tonisha started a fight with him before the wedding which at that point she told him he was no longer invited. Don, sat and thought about it, and since he was good friends with Tonisha's sister he didnt want to let her down. plus, he thought if he surpised her at the reception it would be easier for him to apoligize. Upon walking into the reception hall, he noticed Tonisha whispering sweet words into her lovers ear. Her lover? mmmmhmm her lover's name is Max, which is a co worker. Don's eyes bucked,and as he went to grab tonisha, Max yelled "touch her and i'll cut you..... Tonisha's voice began to tremble and sweat from her hands.... she said, "no no, we wont have that here this is my sister's day.... Don what are you doing here? your were no longer invited as of yesterday.... He repiled..."whatever, i go where ever i please, and now i see why u didnt want me here...as he turns and looks at Max. Max says... enough of u.... she went to go swing towards his face where she had the small box cutter in between her fingers...he caught her hand.... and by doign that she cut herself. :( Police came to file a report and the ambulance is on the way.. and they have us all waiting until this is all taking care of before we should go in. Now, you see why there is no rush to go in!!!! Upscaled turned ghetttttoo.......... in 2.5 seconds... LOLOLOLOL
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sorry for all the typos.... i was rushing doing it from my phone trying to make the deadline..... read this one...its a lil better... lol
ReplyDelete{ghetto version} they are fighting!!! gurl, Tonisha, u know the sister of the bride brought her side piece as her date. Chile please! well tonisha's boyfriend felt somthing wasnt right since tonisha started a fight with him before the wedding which at that point she told him he was no longer invited. Don, sat and thought about it, and since he was good friends with Tonisha's sister he didnt want to let her down. plus, he thought if he surprised her at the reception it would be easier for him to apologize. Upon walking into the reception hall, he noticed Tonisha whispering sweet words into her lovers ear. Her lover? mmmmhmm her lover's name is Max, which is a co worker. Don's eyes bucked,and as he went to grab tonisha, Max yelled "touch her and i'll cut you..... Tonisha's voice began to tremble and sweat from her hands.... she said, "no no, we wont have that here this is my sister's day.... Don what are you doing here? your were no longer invited as of yesterday.... He replied..."whatever, i go where ever i please, and now i see why u didnt want me here...as he turns and looks at Max. Max says... enough of u.... she went to go swing towards his face where she had the small box cutter in between her fingers...he caught her hand.... and by doing that she cut herself. :( Police came to file a report and the ambulance is on the way.. and they have us all waiting until this is all taking care of before we should go in. Now, you see why there is no rush to go in!!!! Upscale turned ghetttttoo.......... in 2.5 seconds... LOLOLOLOL
Myisha :)