My Summer Pledge!!

Well Pooka family I am soooo sick of this cold weather! When I was younger I was a winter baby, loved my boots and sweaters but as I get (slightly, LOL) older, the idea of going to Florida for the summer never leaves my mind! I am to the point if I see one more flake of snow or go outside to be greeted by 20 degree weather I might lose it! Now I have to admit I am usually just an all around weather complainer, even in the summer crying about how I’m melting and how “I can’t take this heat!”. But on this cold March night I pledge to not complain once this summer arrives, no matter how hot it gets! Below is my summer pledge:

I pledge to not complain about the heat even if my Pooka deodorant stops working and I become offensive to others.

I pledge to not complain about the heat even if a family of flies invades my apartment!

I pledge to not complain about the heat even if we are forced out of the pool because a child pees in it!

I pledge to not complain about the heat even if there is a heatwave and all of the Pooka butters melt!

I pledge to not complain about the heat even though my passenger side window is broken and gas will be too high to put the air on!

I pledge to not complain about the heat when its hot in the nail salon but I have to wait over an hour for a pedicure because my toes look like the Bernstein Bears!

I WON”T COMPLAIN! So bring it on summer, I promise I will BEHAVE!